We are not staying at Moe’s.
Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.
And she’s a mean drunk.
The worst thing about the midwest so far?
THE BUGS. SO MANY FUCKING BUGS. SO MANY SPIDERS. SO MANY.
*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*
well… sounds like a problem for the next person
oh god. this is so sweet. oh god.
when you’re walking and you remember that your life is a huge mess